R|ReLo #23: today's events
Last update was R|ReLo #22 and a reminder that "yes, i am moving in October" - for believers ... and non-believers --- check out the revisit of previous post for the "yes & you" bullet on Y ... because ... and watch me procrastinate throughout the work-day (ha!). I'll post progressive (and perhaps digressive) updates of our efforts throughout today (and maybe a pic or 2) ... so here we go:
- 8 AM - kiosk coffee down the street
- 9 AM - moving company #1, mr. bill, is dropping by to give an estimate for move from SD to BA.
- ~10:15 AM - (looks like 3 random people thrown together, sort of) mr. bill leaving after providing us with the requisite booklet (thanks, CPUC) of info & his company's quote ... while we provided him with ski wear.
- ~10:15-1:30 PM - sweat shop, enviroslave, crank-work-out atmosphere
- ~ 1:30 PM - sushi lunch break with 3 of the 4 pairs of feet.
- ~ 3:00 PM - ben & jerry's ice cream break.
- ~ 3:15 PM - telephone quote from an SD moving company.
- ~ 6:PM - sweat shop environment dissolved ... until 7:00 PM ... for more cranking-out ...
posted by shirlnutkin @ 7:54 AM
2 Comments:
Good luck with the move, the cost will be higher than they quote. I promise it will be higher than they quote.
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