ReLo mitch needs a new name

o.k., assuming mitch lives long enough - he gets a new name. prize? i haven't thought that far. i haven't even started packing. i'm not even sure what the judging criteria should be. i'm just trying to keep him alive ... rules? ... uh ... sure:

1. go crazy ... submit as many names as you'd like
2. here or there ... post suggestions as a comment, e-Mail, whatever
   
3. editorial right ... i may choose to delete an entry(ies)
4. clever or dorky ... the name must be one or the other (or both, i suppose)
   
5. be lazy (or efficient) ... sure, suggest someone else's entry
   
6. take your time ... i haven't moved yet. the short or long story. (you'll have at least through may 2006)
   
7. a tie (?) ... if there is a tie, i can be bribed (or flip a coin)
   
8. more rules ... other i have the right to add other rules (but not more than a total of 11)

if mitch dies before i move, i will be sad, and he will be known as mitch. names so far:

• Connor [1]
  
• Spongekabob Shrimppants [2]
  
• Krill Bill (Vol. 1) [2]
  
• The Codfather [1]
  
• Jumbo [1]
  
• Chris T. Sean [1]
  
• Moronicus [1]
• Stupidicus [1]

thanks!