R|ReLo #10: prep for trial
spoke to lawyer-man yesterday. the date & time have been set. we know our destination. we have records & are prepared. a few more key words thrown in ...
last chance jury option on 20th ... can meet beforehand ... questions yes & no ... chronology ... win case ... possession within 10-14 days ... locksmith ... sheriff ... not like law & orderspring 2006 still in sight, when i squint.
posted by shirlnutkin @ 12:01 PM
2 Comments:
Just because your lawyer says it's not like Law & Order doesn't mean you can't do your best to make it so.
In the court room, don't forget to speak with a fake British accent it gives you instant credibilty with a judge or jury as shown in this clip from a 2005 Madonna interview. http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2672823?htv=12&htv=12
Also keeping in my efforts to increase traffic to the Relo blog, take some court fashion advice from Anna Nicole Smith http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-02-28-anna-nicole_x.htm.
pjb ... my fav reality tv bud! i'll make sure to live up to your expectations, come trial day. and i'll see if mom can lose her island accent and drop reference to trimspa. (of course, i'll have my r|wear!)
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